"Chairman Kaga" (mike-mckinnon)
04/07/2015 at 13:26 • Filed to: None
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"Chairman Kaga" (mike-mckinnon)
04/07/2015 at 13:26 • Filed to: None | 16
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So this morning after my shower I was doing what all boys do, utilizing some digital stimulus. It's life.
Meanwhile, my wife was getting into her car, which I'd driven the day before, and had left connected to my iPhone's bluetooth.
She gets in, starts up, and the car connects... annnnnd she's listening to the glorious sounds of my private entertainments pumping through her 600 watt 7.1 audio system.
So she texts me, "Bluetooth is a funny thing. Fun way to start the day!" with an embarrassed kitty emoji.
See, I thought she was referring to the Star Wars podcast I'd been listening to the night before. It was only later, over my English muffin, egg and bacon sandwich, that I realized, choking with horror, what had actually happened.
Things to add to the list, along with delete browser history...
505Turbeaux
> Chairman Kaga
04/07/2015 at 13:29 |
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hahaha excellent
I hope it was real dirty too
For Sweden
> Chairman Kaga
04/07/2015 at 13:29 |
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If she confronts you about it, ask her why your household goes through batteries so quickly.
Rico
> Chairman Kaga
04/07/2015 at 13:29 |
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Lmao! At least you weren't listening to One Direction...or were you o.O
CaptDale - is secretly British
> Chairman Kaga
04/07/2015 at 13:29 |
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+12 Jaloppoints
PS9
> Chairman Kaga
04/07/2015 at 13:34 |
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Meh. Your partner can't always be there to relieve you of your urges, just as you can't for them. I'm not gonna say you shouldn't be embarrassed by your wife knowing you jack off still - everyone's relationship has it's own boundaries and customs - but I know I wouldn't be.
Did you read that article Jez had about this issue? They asked what you're supposed to do if you wake up to your partner jacking off, and one response was, "Race him and whoever finishes first has to do the dishes in the morning!"
Twism
> Chairman Kaga
04/07/2015 at 13:35 |
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Well, depending on what you were looking at, she might try to surprise you with some fetish she didn't know you had...
yamahog
> Chairman Kaga
04/07/2015 at 13:41 |
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omg that is hilarious!
Also a great PSA, I've never had fancy Bluetooth stuff in my car before now and I am definitely going to be keeping any adult stuff solely on the laptop from now on... Not because my SO cares, but because his or my parents would never let me live it down if something dirty were to pop up in my car!
StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8
> Chairman Kaga
04/07/2015 at 13:47 |
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Oh man, this is gold.
f86sabre
> Chairman Kaga
04/07/2015 at 14:02 |
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What Star Wars podcast?
thebigbossyboss
> Chairman Kaga
04/07/2015 at 14:03 |
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Hahahahaha. That's hilarious.
E92M3
> Chairman Kaga
04/07/2015 at 17:10 |
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Haha
NoneOfYourBiz
> Chairman Kaga
04/07/2015 at 18:28 |
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Your wife is an amazingly good sport. Bring flowers home.
Stephen the Canuck
> Chairman Kaga
04/07/2015 at 22:08 |
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What the heck kind of range does the bluetooth from your phone to your car have? I'm pretty sure mine is within 20 feet, though haven't tested it.